I know My Dog’s Secrets | A Cottage Produce Poem I know my dog’s secrets. She harbors many. And, in advance, I offer my apologies. You see because my lawn is green, without a turd. And, well I suspect it’s because you may have them, of which, they probably belong to my dog; and thus, …
The Tale of Ms. Bunny Lumpkins: Part 1
Ms. Bunny Lumpkins | A Cottage Produce Fairytale Once upon a time, in the emerald forest of Hoppinshire… there lived a bunny, of the proper sort, called Ms. Bunny Lumpkins. Wearing a three-quarter length petticoat dress, made of skutched linen and dyed indigo, Ms. Bunny Lumpkins was a self sufficient madam with a keen eye …